The new GM (Government Motors) would like to proudly introduce the 2010 Obama. This car runs on hot air and broken promises and has three wheels to help speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two TelePrompters programmed to help occupants talk their way out of any violations and the transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners. Better get one while you can still afford it - they come in S, M, L, XL and 2XL... It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!