Sunday, November 15, 2009

2010 GM

The new GM (Government Motors) would like to proudly introduce the 2010 Obama. This car runs on hot air and broken promises and has three wheels to help speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two TelePrompters programmed to help occupants talk their way out of any violations and the transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners. Better get one while you can still afford it - they come in S, M, L, XL and 2XL... It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!



5 Comments:

At 11/16/2009 8:44 AM, Blogger BxCapricorn said...

Obama's trip to China is fascinating to watch. He should take out a coin and ask the Chinese leaders to call it in the air...tails, they unpeg their currency from the dollar and transition to fair and balanced trade...heads, they stop yapping about the dollar's lessening strength and accept inflation for their citizens.

 
At 11/16/2009 10:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

and there's teleprompters on each side! lmao

 
At 11/16/2009 2:33 PM, Blogger BxCapricorn said...

If Gary Schilling is right, and he's been through this before...

http://finance.yahoo.com/tech-ticker/article/373084/Forget-Your-Inflation-Fears%2C-Think-About-Investing-for-a-Deflationary-Environment

I want to see the look on the Premier of the State Council of the People's Republic of China, Wen Jiabao, when his gold investment gets nailed, his export-only economy stops dead, the loans used to fuel the Chinese stimulus come due and people can't pay, and he realizes that his country is nothing more than a factory town.

 
At 11/16/2009 6:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good one Randy:)

Justin_n_IL

 
At 11/19/2009 8:55 AM, Anonymous Boom2Bust.com said...

LMAO... plus tax.

 

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