Saturday, September 25, 2010

Weekend Funnies - 25 Sept 2010

Click any image to enlarge - Enjoy!

My Depression (a closing funny):

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called a Suicide Hotline where I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.....


Anonymous said...

Thanks Randy.

I look forward to your Weekend Funnies to add a little levity to the otherwise depressing subject of the ongoing economic train wreck

John K.

Randy said...

My pleasure John - glad you enjoy them... I get quite the kick out of them myself..